Anti abandons the internet.

it's finally over, thank fucking god.

Tuesday, February 22, 2005

 
nothing makes me happier than pissing someone off on the souther california freeway system.

see... they may or may not know it, but they pissed me off FIRST, and really this should go in the "payback's a bitch" file, and no where else.

sometimes they honk, occasionaly they throw on their high beams, they might even try and swoop up next to your car so as to flip you the bird.

i LOVE it. i winnn!!!! yer mad now too!!!! tra la la la la

i think they're all novices. Rookies in the realm of dishing it out. but i make them veterans at taking it by the time im done, and on to the next obstacle/mini-van.

sometimes too, you'll meet who tanky calls the Speed Police. they are not actual officers, but as goody-goody citizens of this fine state, and they think it is their DUTY to somehow get you to slow down to somewhere under 90MPH (i dont know what that is in kilometers), and they do this most typically by making what is known as a rolling road block, or "tea partying" with other cars. they basically go the same exact speed as the car in the lane next to them, so no one can pass, and everyone's at their mercy... even if the two tea partiers are going mind numbingly slow, and they always are.

theses guys are no math for me, i use an old trick my cousin taught me... it's called the emergency lane, BUST THAT SHIT DOGGIE, those fuckers deserve the brick they're gonna shit, because they always shit a brick and go crazy with the brights, ect.

im shakin in my boots!! you betcha!! har har har

it's not that im an aggresive driver, or that get road rage, really i am perfectly calm the entire time, and all these tactics i bust are done without error, and only after i have been driving on these freeways to the point that i have every bump, pothole, onramp, offramp, interchange, bottlekneck, road construction, ect, memorized and commited to memory.

knowing is half the battle, yo... no lies.






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