Anti abandons the internet.

this was a portion of an email i got from my boss/cousin the other day...

In the future you will have to comply with the following rules if you are to work a sign job:

1. NO CAR BONG
2. NO CAR PILLOWS
3. YOU MUST PURCHASE A CAR CHARGER (and if you already had one you are an asshole)
4. NO GOING HOME FOR ANY REASON - ESPECIALLY INTERNET
5. YOU WILL BE ON TIME FOR ALL EVENTS THAT TRANSPIRE
AT A SALE- ie. SIGNWALKER CUT OFF TIME
6. YOU MUST SHOWER EVERY MORNING BEFORE ALL SIGN JOBS
7. YOU MUST SHAVE AT LEAST EVERY OTHER DAY WHILE ON A SIGN JOB
8. YOU MUST CHANGE YOUR CLOTHES EACH DAY WHILE ON A SIGN JOB.
9. YOU WILL BREAK DOWN ALL SIGNS BEFORE DROPPING THEM OFF AT MINE OR MY DADS HOUSE - NOT AT OUR HOUSES (messy)

I don't think this small list is hard to follow at all. Everyone else seems to do it just fine. Get with the program. I am taking up the slack.

Best Regards,
Mike.

i tried to get mad and defensive about it. but the truth is, he's calling me out only because he expects more of me. he isn't giving his cousin a chance to make good money with a rad job just so that he can feel it's not being taken seriously, and being under appreciatedl.

and that's not like me. so that's not going to continue. i had a weekend off to clear my head, and get my shit in order, and this list that my cousin has imposed on me will be obeyed.