1. Rosie Odonnel
her show's not on tv anymore, and she's fat and gross and unfunny, she's techincally a lesbian but i call bullshit, that's a man baby! and wost of all, she's friends with madonna. ugh! and plus after she dies we can play a game where we see how many basketballs can fit in her giant head. im guessing at least three.
2. Vanna White
look honey, you were pretty hot like a million years ago, and now even tho you are older than dust, you're still hot for a dinosaur... but the reason seinfeld took his show off the air when he did was so that people remembered it when it was good. not old dried and withered like an old tube of toothpaste...
3. tara reid
yah so i'd chop off her head too. no wait HER TITTY! but yah i wouldn't really chop it off, id have the pastic surgean do it. because that nipple shaped like africa is not working. and then with her new titties i will brainwash her to murder the entire cast of The View. barbara walters last so taht she can know what's comin. muah hahahahha.
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