Anti abandons the internet.

it's finally over, thank fucking god.

Tuesday, December 21, 2004

 

i think it's wonderful that my internet fake-name is incorporated into so many hygene products (including something a chick uses to shave her cooter) how wonderful.

i slept nearly the entire day away today. i woke up once around 10am to masterbate, but it instantly sent me back into dreamland.

i was GONNA go x-mass shopping today. but the more i think about it, the more i think to myself: "they sell presents at dollarama!!"

but im not that cheap.

it's like when you're tipping a waitress at IHOP, it's far more instuling to leave a penny for a tip than to leave no tip at all. because if you dont leave any tip, at least the server can try and tell herself you just forgot. but with a penny, you are sending a statement that you thought her service was only worth ONE PENNY. dissssss.....

so if i "forget" to buy everyone something for x-mas, it will be ten times better than 99 cent store shopping.

maybe i should just give everyone a crisp 20 dollar bill. or is that the epitome of lazy?






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