Anti abandons the internet.

it's finally over, thank fucking god.

Friday, October 08, 2004

 
i have a holloween costume all picked out, BRUCE LEE.

all i have to do is go shirtless, wearing black pants or somethign, and get like a red sharpie, or whatever, and make those three bloody scratches across the stomach, and cheeks.

easy, affordable, and literally KICKASS

see if ya can beat THAT, mmhmm.

i just know with my luck, it's gonna be colder than a witches tit, and in fact MY tits will be freezing off.

but like any true holloween badass, i'll grin and bear it, and make jokes like, "better to have frozin tits than frozen balls!" and hope i am smart enough to not participate next year.






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