nextly, fuck Mike Nesmith. the monkees are living legends, yet mr fancy pants producer, heir to the white out fortune... he's too fucking proud to hang with his bros.
if i was davey jones, i'd bite mike's kneecaps off.
it's like famous people always wanna be famous for some shit they suck at. like keanu in dog star. like LL Cool J in feature films. like Shaq trying to be a rapper. like arnold being a governor. bill mahar being a political pundit.
i mean how funny is it when you see a TOTALLY type cast actor trying to pretend they aren't who they are. like when you see seabiscuit the movie, tell me that it doesn't look like spiderman is riding a horse. pffft.
"i spoonfed eisenhower"
and here's a little evidence of how freaky i'd look with blue eyes.
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