Anti abandons the internet.

what's more frustrating than unattainable love?
unattainable sex. yep. cuz really, what the fuck do guys care about love? pffft. love is just a word to us. like "the" or "it"...

what's more painful than getting your heart broken?
everything. i'm willing to say that a papercut hurts way more, or even just bumping your knee on the coffee table.

is it better to have loved and lost, then to never have loved at all?
umm.. yah sure whatever.

is there such thing as soulmates?
no. but i've heard a lot of good things about fuck buddies. look into it...

is there a bond stronger than love?
there's plenty. there's the bond between man and sports... and that's unconditional. literally!! unless weather conditions take place. women have a strong bond with the mall that seems unconditional. but "love" has tons of conditions... try and fuck your girlfriend's sister, then talk to me about the strong bond of "love". cuz you know your ass will be grass if you tried that shit. unless her sister is a slut... then my friend, you just hit the jackpot.

is it true one can not buy love...?
that is actually a big misconception. the proof being in the form of chinese massage parlors near the Los Angeles International Airport. how do you say "blow me, please" in engrish. i guess it's "brow me, prease".

fuck this i am bored of blogging for the day.