Anti abandons the internet.

Have you ever...
{x} Fallen for your best friend? yes
{x} Made out with JUST a friend? yes
{x} Been rejected? yes
{x} Been in love? yes
{x} Been in lust? yes
{x} Used someone? yes
{x} Been used? yes
{x} Cheated on someone? no
{x} Been cheated on? yes
{x} Done something you regret? yes

Have you/are you/do you....
{x} Considered a life of crime? yes
{x} Considered being a hooker? yes
{x} Considered being a pimp? yes
{x} Are you psycho? yes
{x} Split personalities? yes
{x} Schizophrenic? yes
{x} Obsessive? Yes
{x} Obsessive compulsive? yes
{x} Panic? yes
{x} Anxiety? yes
{x} Depressed? yes
{x} Suicidal? yes
{x} Obsessed with hate? yes
{x} Dream of mutilated bodies, blood, death, and gore? yes
{x} Dream of doing those things instead of just seeing them? yes
{x} Understanding: yes
{x} Open-minded: yes
{x} Arrogant: yes
{x} Insecure: no
{x} Interesting: yes
{x} Hungry: yes
{x} Friendly: no
{x} Smart: Yes
{x} Moody: yes
{x} Childish: yes
{x} Independent: yes
{x} Hard working: yes
{x} Organized: no
{x} Healthy: No
{x} Emotionally Stable: yes
{x} Shy: no
{x} Difficult: no
{x} Attractive: yes
{x} Bored Easily: yes
{x} Thirsty: yes
{x} Responsible: yes
{x} Sad: yes
{x} Happy: yes
{x} Trusting: no
{x} Talkative: yes
{x} Original: yes
{x} Different: yes
{x} Unique: yes
{x} Lonely: no
{x} Color your hair? yes
{x} Have tattoos? no
{x} Piercings? no
{x} Have a boyfriend? no
{x} Floss daily? no
{x} Own a webcam? yes
{x} Ever get off the damn computer? no
{x} Sprechen sie deutsche? i have no clue what that said.
{x} Habla espanol? a little bit

Currents
{x} Current Clothes: white T, blue jeans.
{x} Current Mood: stoned
{x} Current Taste: cigarette
{x} Current Hair: sloppy
{x} Current Annoyance: N/A
{x} Current Smell: smoke
{x} Current thing you ought to be doing: beating off
{x} Current Desktop Picture: some random hot chick
{x} Current Favorite Group: I don't have a favorite group.
{x} Current Book: N/A
{x} Current DVD In Player: N/A
{x} Current Refreshment: tap water
{x} Current Worry: wondering if i have a warrant
{x} Current Crush: N/A
{x} Current Favorite Celebrity: beetlejuice

Favorite...
{x} Food: chicken parm
{x} Drink: cap n coke
{x} Color: green
{x} Shoes: my adidas
{x} Candy: reese's peanut butter cups.
{x} TV Show: cops
{x} Movie: the big lebowski
{x} Dance: lap dance
{x} Vegetable: corn
{x} Fruit: strawberry

On Dating....
{x} Long or short hair? longish
{x} Dark or blond hair? Dark.
{x} Tall or short? both. no in between
{x} Ms. Sensitive or Ms. Funny? funny
{x} Good or bad? bad
{x} Dark or light eyes? i don't care.
{x} Hat or no hat? i don't care.
{x} Pierced or no? i don't care.
{x} Freckles or none? i don't care
{x} Stubble or neatly shaved? i don't care

On preferences....
{x} Chocolate milk or hot chocolate? chocolate milk
{x} McDonalds or Burger King? McDonalds
{x} Marry the perfect lover or the perfect friend? Perfect Lover.
{x} Sweet or sour? sweet
{x} Root Beer or Dr. Pepper? dr. pepper
{x} Sappy/action/comedy/horror? anything but sappy
{x} Cats or dogs? dogs
{x} Ocean or Pool? pool
{x} Cool Ranch or Nacho Cheese? nacho
{x} Mud or Jell-O wrestling? mud.
{x} With or without ice-cubes? with
{x} Shine or rain? rain
{x} Winter/Summer/Fall/Spring? Spring/Summer.
{x} Vanilla or Chocolate? chocolate
{x} Gloves or mittens? gloves
{x} Eyes open or closed? Closed.
{x} Fly or breathe under water? FLY.
{x} Bunk-bed or waterbed? shiiit... i'll take the floor if it's like that.
{x} Chewing gum or hard candy? Hard Candy.
{x} Motor boat or sailboat? motor
{x} Lights on or off? i don't care
{x} Chicken or fish? fish

What's your favorite:
{x} Number? 7
{x} Holiday? 4th of july
{x} Radio station? 97.1 KLSX Los Angeles
{x} Place? i don't care
{x} Flower? venus fly trap
{x} Scent? skunk bud
{x} If you could be anywhere, where would you be? home.
{x} What would you be doing? beating off.
{x} What are you listening to? talk radio.
{x} Can you do anything freakish with your body? i can eat a lit stick of dynamite and explode into a million pieces.
{x} Do you have a favourite animal, no matter how lame it may be? monkeys.