people call the wrong number everyday, and i answer the phone all happy and shit, cuz i'm like, "someone wants to talk to MEE!" and then they're all "ooops i got the wrong number and shit" but they don't say and shit, i just threw that in there.
and i found out that while i beat off more than my friends... for my family, i'm on the low side for jack-off-frequency. i mean sheeit... i've never even gone waxin and milkin more than 6 times in one day.
i think the only things guys in my family do more in one day than jerkin the gerkin is blinking, breathing, and their heart beat.
so thank you to all my uncles and cousins for tapping into the TMI files.
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