Anti abandons the internet.

bad jokes are so totally hot right now... did you hear about that pirate movie coming out?

i hear it's rated "arrrrrrrr"

or this blonde walks into a library and goes to the librarian, "I wanna Cheese Burger, Large Coke, and Fries..."

and the librarian says, "excuse me miss, but you're in a library"

so the blonde says, "oh" and whispers, "i wanna cheeseburger, large coke, and fries..."

tacos, buzzin, bitches, killer waves, and just knowing how rad i got it.

i'm grateful to el torito for this little slice of time...