Anti abandons the internet.
it's finally over, thank fucking god.Wednesday, August 06, 2003
ok so i quit blogging. but then changed my mind.anyone want to hire me? i will lie to your face, pretend to work, come in late, not shower, download porn, steal office supplies, take extended lunches, and go home "sick". i'll spit on the big mac, deliver the wrong pizza, and fall asleep in the storage room. maybe even hide a bong in the storage room for easy access.
i'll fuck up, just gimme a chance to. without a job to burn bridges with, i'm totally useless.
can you get disablilty pay for laziness?
maybe i should just whack off a lot and sell my sperm. who wants a lil baby anti of their own? eh? EH?
i know there's a job out there that i'd be perfect for. it'd involve me sleeping in, smoking pot all day, and listening to music.
i'd fully just live in my car man. i sleep like the dead in there. i can shower at the beach showers, and cell it up. my biggest worry would be getting the breeziest, shadiest parking spot.
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