Anti abandons the internet.

it's finally over, thank fucking god.

Tuesday, May 03, 2005

 

dear womens!

i want to teach you all what a burden it is to have a boner out of nowhere. sometimes boners just happen, like goosebumps. you scratch your neck, think about outter space, and fart.... next thing you know you got a boner.

so ok ladies, i want you to grab a broom, and take the brissles part, and clamp your thighs around that part so that the stick is sticking out parallel with the ground.

now start spinning wildly around your little apartment or office or whatever, and see how many things stay on that pretty little desk you sit at.

where's your pen jar now? box of paperclips? yes, they have all been batted out of the park.

welcome to a mans world. thank me later.






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