Anti abandons the internet.

it's finally over, thank fucking god.

Tuesday, November 09, 2004

 
the fucking filipino guy from unit #XXX nearly shit a brick when he saw me popping out of my apartment, wich happens to be right next to the elevator, and asked me, "are you just finishing you laundry? or just starting it?"

"why?"

"well, i was gonna do mine so umm..."

i cut him off with, "-right on!" and headed to the elevator wich was about to automatically close.

as i was sorting and filling up the machines downstairs in the garage he popped his head in and said, "well i mean... how many loads you got?"

"dude, im gonna use all the machines. i got 4 loads. relax, it will only be 45 minutes."

and btw, he had all damn night to take his turn. i have to wait around while crazy-lady from unit #XXX uses up all the daytime to religiously wash everything she owns. i wash my clothes four times a year, and this fuckbag has to breath down my neck. i hate him now more than the middle eastern guy who's accent is too thick to make any sense.

and that middle eastern guy i dont even hate, i just feel bad smiling and nodding, but i've learned that, "im sorry what was that you said?" is a HUGE mistake.

i haven't seen the neighbor that i totally pulled a homer simpson on in a while. i borrowed a can opener from her a month or two ago and have never seen her since. if she reads this blog, "thanks lady from unit #XXX, the soup was delightful!"

i have an apt with a hair stylist tomorrow at 11am, and they just called to confirm my apt.

how gay is that?






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