2. Are the photos you post Photoshopped or otherwise altered? nope. i just change the size.
3. Do you like it when creeps or dorks email you? yep.
4. Do you lie in your blog? never.
5. Are you passive-aggressive in your blog? never.
6. Do you ever threaten to quit writing so people will tell you not to stop? nah. but i considered holding out for paypal money once.
7. Are you in therapy? If not, should you be? If so, is it helping? no no no no.
8. Do you delete mean comments? Do you fake nice ones? i have deleted a few. banned some ppl. never faked nothign tho.
9. Have you ever rubbed one out while reading a blog? How about after? i have beaten off at almost every possible chance i have ever gotten.
10. If your readers knew you in person, would they like you more or like you less? i am an accurate reflection of this glob thingy. so it's be the same.
11. Do you have a job? signs, man.
12. If someone offered you a decent salary to blog full-time without restrictions, would you do it? duhhhh!
13. Which blogger do you want to meet in real life? everyone.
14. How many bloggers have you made out with? i forget.
15. Do you usually act like you have more money or less money than you really have? i spend like i have it, but... i don't.
16. Does your family read your blog? not really. my cousin does.
17. How old is your blog? like 1 and a half.
18. Do you get more than 1000 pageviews per day? Do you care? no. i get MAYBE 100 unique IP addys a day. the "readers" can suck my hairy horsemeat.
19. Do you have another secret blog in which you write about being depressed, slutty, or a liar? oh totally.
20. Have you ever given another blogger money for his/her writing? never.
21. Do you report the money you earn from your blog on your taxes? HAHAHAH
22. Is blogging narcissistic? yep.
23. Do you feel guilty when you don't post for a long time? nahhh. i just long to write on it. i'll write on paper if i'm forced to.
24. Do you like John Mayer? never heard of him.
25. Do you have enemies? yes. anyone who fucks with my signs.
26. Are you lonely? only when i'm stranded in el centro for a weekend.
27. Why bother? cuz it's for me.
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