Anti abandons the internet.

it's finally over, thank fucking god.

Wednesday, January 22, 2003

 
holy shit! this is the funniest shit ever. found it on this guy's blog. lots of funny shit there.

i feel unusually relaxed right now... i hope it lasts. i haven't paid my rent this month, and have been avoiding my landlord (who lives across the street). but he's pretty salt-water-stupid (like all surfers), and the fact that he hasn't said anything, or taped a note on my door, makes me think i should pretend i DID pay it. i always pay in cash so... what's he know anways?

All right! Stop whatcha doin' 'cause I'm about to ruin the image and the style that ya used to. I look funny, but yo I'm makin' money, see so yo world I hope you're ready for me. Now gather round I'm the new fool in town and my style's laid down by the Underground. I drink up all the Hennessey ya got on ya shelf so just let me introduce myself My name is anti, pronounced with a Umpty. Yo ladies, oh how I like to hump thee. And all the bloggers in the top ten--please allow me to bump thee. I'm steppin' tall, y'all, and just like Humpty Dumpty you're gonna fall when blog-nation pumps me. I like to write, I like my posts funky, I'm spunky. I like my oatmeal lumpy. I'm sick wit dis, straight gangsta mack but sometimes I get ridiculous I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice hey yo fat girl, c'mere--are ya ticklish? Yeah, I called ya fat. Look at me, I'm skinny It never stopped me from gettin' busy I'm a freak I like the girls with the boom I once got busy in Raymi's porno chatroom I'm crazy. Allow me to amaze thee. They say I'm ugly but it just don't faze me. I'm still gettin' in the girls' pants at night and I even got my own website

lame, i know...

whitey wouldn't let me sign his new cast... so i tagged up his crutches.


makes me laugh.





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